Is it ever too early for Morning Sex?

risarei:

finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters

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(via king-klassic)

thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

(via paramourellariasand)

I’m an extremely easy woman to please and hard to upset. But the minute you make a comment about how hot my cousin’s ass is right in front of me, you can’t expect me not to get upset.

  • Me: But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.
  • My brain: Okay, but consider this: more books.

"where are my glasses?"

anyone who’s ever had glasses (via communistbakery)

(Source: communistbakery, via jessyelizabeth)